I hope I never have a boyfriend until I’m like…sane. I don’t want to be remembered as the “crazy one.”
i am unbelievably fat and magical
I get really anxious just thinking about Bianca Del Rio being in the bottom two. Like…I cannot picture, I do not want to picture it, and I don’t ever want to see it.
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
I’m just going to do what Tom Hardy did and start doing 2500 push-ups a day for five weeks